haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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