so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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