I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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