I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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