He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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