Your dad touched me again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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