You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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