I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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