i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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