when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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