NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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