I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
