i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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