He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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