is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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