I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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