Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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