Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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