you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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