I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I want her autograph on my taint
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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