theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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