It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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