Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
