AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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