somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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