Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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