i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
MIDGETS
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I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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