he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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