how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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