Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I understand Curling. That high.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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