Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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