New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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