i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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