I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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