38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she smelled like a LAN party
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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