I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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