I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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