Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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