I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She's the barista slut.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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