This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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