I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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