I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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