is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
As shirtless as possible
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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