PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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