Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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