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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
dude. I can hear the air.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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