Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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