The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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