physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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