I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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