I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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