So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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