Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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