What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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