I need to stop coming to work sober
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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