She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
