If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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